One thing you won’t do— one thing you won’t do— one motherfuckin’ thing you won’t do, ever in yo’ life, is wake me the fuck up outta my good sleep. That’s what you just won’t do. That’s what you— listen. Hoo! You won’t do it! Kid Fury on The Read — The Scandalous Episode (via bestoftheread)
  • Kid Fury: Have you been watching Real Housewives of Atlanta?
  • Crissle: No, because I just have so many things I would rather do. Like stab myself in the vagina.

today. in NYC.

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In order to move on, you must understand why you felt what you did and why you no longer need to feel it. Mitch Albom, Five People You Meet In Heaven  (via davidlynchshair)

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You’re not the kind of girl who settles. Keep not settling. Joy Wilson (via themilkywhiteway)

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LMFAO!!! She is awesome for this.

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It’s not who you are that holds you back, it’s who you think you’re not. Denis Waitley  (via observando)
life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. don’t resist them; that only creates sorrow. let reality be reality. let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. lao tzu (via observando)
be silent in a group of people
see what they reveal to you. yoko ono (via 3713)